***** ADVISORY: EXPECT LONGER THAN USUAL CALL WAITS ****

Please be advised that as more and more people turn to F'M! for business salvation, call waits are unusually longer than normal here. Unfortunately, some in 'hairy-er' positions have taken to desperate measures and have made the situation even worse.

But do not be alarmed. This will only be temporary.

We kindly ask that you remain calm, find a comfortable barcalounger, don your favourite conversation hat, and prepare yourself as the next available F'M! operator will restore your faith in all things marketed.

To pass the time, may we suggest you burn all evidence of past and current marketing contacts from your address book?

Maybe you could digitize info@f-mdesigns.com for any and all future e-whispers?

Or perhaps, ready a file folder by emblazening the letters F M on it, knowing that you will need a destination for all F'M! goodness you are about to receive?

No matter, your dalliances with other marketing lotharios will soon be over with.

Soon, your brand will embark on a wonderous journey, one beyond pedestrian designs and D-List celebrity. Imagine, copious amounts of languidity, brazen aesthetics, and modern-day communication sensibilties that confers instant consumer hysteria.

...No matter where you are. All, a phone call away. Phone away!